I go on Omegle and this happens:
"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like hetalia.
You: hi
Stranger: Matthew was deep in the woods,with a twisted ankle.He was lost,alone,and a little scared(okay a lot scared).The last thing he remembered was running away from Carlos and his friends wanting to bet the crap out of him /again/, and falling down a hill.When he woke up everything seemed...... different.He felt something watching him,and heard a twig snapping."H-Hello?Is anybody there?"
You: HI IM HERE MATTHEW, COME INTO MY WHITE VAN AND EAT SOME MOFO CAKE.
You: its chocolate.
You: YUM YUM
Stranger